Drive-In of the Damned (trailer)

A minute with America's fearless shock producer, Packager of Frenzy of Blood, as he lays it on the line. Why, your brutally frank package of films consisting of, I just remember Mama and Blood-spattered bride. Ah, let's not get each other. You see it in the headlines every day.

I finally had guts enough to put it on film. Why were these two motion pictures put together? To act as a rude awakening and I open it, sir, after all people have a right to see and judge for themselves.

Ah, come on, I've seen these films, and frankly, I think they're too violent, too raw, too brutal for the average person. Haven't you even taken any precautions? No one under 17 will be admitted unless they're probably accompanied by a parent or a dog guardian will be strictly enforcing the R rating and be passing out a little device to everyone attending our showing.

Will you enlighten us in regard to that device? No, not on the radio. I just remember mama and blood-spattered bride, a frenzy of blood that'll take you through the ringer, and doesn't care where the axe falls.

Never fear, Tam Grier.