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Abbott & Costello in Hollywood (trailer)

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I think it would too. Oh, it's two to one. Let's try it. Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. I said, hold on. Look, it's one. Sorry you lost one. Get into the street. Yeah. See, you're right.

See, none of you ought to grab me. No. OK. Pinched. Yeah. That'd be much better. Just a sudden pinch of meat. Oh, that's just your imagination. It's your imagination. Don't worry about it. What is that?

My imagination. No, no. Why, you silly looking goon? What's that? You're dropping a hot towel on my face. Whoo, spun in my hands. Now we're going to go, because we're gone away, not most

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