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Come Home And Meet My Wife

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1975 · 115 words

The transcript of “Come Home And Meet My Wife”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1975. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I know it! I'm curious, because I'm more fashion-y as I use my old-fashioned technique. He kissed me all over! I'm going crazy, come here! I can't control myself! No, no! You've dropped me out of my mind!

It's nothing like love, when it hits you for the very first time. Nothing like love, unless you're 51 and your wife of blossoming 17. It's crazy! It's crazy! It's also sexy. And it's cool. Come home and meet my wife.

If you remember last time, though. You love. Come home and meet my wife. Come home and meet my wife. From S.J. International Inn Color, raise it R. No one in 17 is named without her.

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