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Crest Toothpaste (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 16, 2026 · 1 min · 145 words

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Gabby Langley is always bringing all the news. She has big news sometimes back after the toothpaste test she was in. With his good news, Kathy? Great. After two years, my group had 21% fewer cavities but crass.

Do you know what the other group used? It was the crass formula but without forest dance. Sure everybody bussed the light. Uh-huh, including after lunch at school. Just like Kathy's, make Cress the only toothpaste recognized effective by the American Vental Association.

Here's a statement of their therapeutic counsel. Cress has been shown to be an effective, decay preventive dentifers that can be of significant value when used in a continuously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.

In your dental program, have regular checkups. What's the Queen Neil Treet? Brush often with Cress. Remember it. My girl catch 21% fewer calories than craft.

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