Classic rock album radio promo

I was a teenage well! This is Dynamite. This is Turtle Soup. Putting together all the ingredients and cooking Turtle Soup. Their new album on White Whale.

Hot Rats is a new album on Bizarre Reprise. Now we're not going to tell you who made it yet because most people think that his music is ugly and too weird and wish to have nothing whatever to do with him and the crazed minority he represents.

You can see if we tell you who made this hot rats out and right off you push the button to another station that it bullet. Okay. Nevertheless, hot rats is really a good outman. It has a lot of pictures all over it and if you hold the outside cover, which is a pink, infrared close-up of Miss Christine of the GTOs under a yellow light,

it turns black and white mysteriously right there in your hands. Now, in spite of this fact, we feel it is imperative that you obtain hot rats. We hope that you will discover the work of this exciting composer, this daring arranger, this reasonably competent guitar player who must unfortunately remain anonymous during this speech.

That you have under your arm. Why, this is the new Blue Cheer Albiumen.

I mean, album. Oh, do sit down. No, over here by the Aspidistra. Mmm, Blue Cheer. Winkibus Eruptum. That's the leaker from that? No, pigminster, you dolt, it's that in. Blue Cheer? No, Winkibus Eruptum. Does it really say Blue Cheer?

I thought it said Blue Cheers. It's hard to read psychedelic lettering with my bi-focals. Vincidous Erupto. What does that mean? That means Vincis Boss is broken. Now it means Control of Chaos. Or more accurately, we overcome by spewing forth.