The Toxic Avenger (trailer)

Picture of the decade. Terminal Island. Meet Little Melvin. He's a 90 pound weakling. Everyone hated Melvin. Yeah, I'm gonna take this mop and shove it down your throat. They teased him. I'm gonna do it with you, okay?

They taunted him. They tormented him until he had a horrifying accident and fell into a bag of nuclear waste. Transforming Little Melvin into a hideously deformed creature of super human size and strength. Ohhhhhh! Melvin became the Tossack Avenger.

The first superhero born out of nuclear waste. Yes, the muggers and the rapists didn't know what law and order was until the Tossack Avenger came to town. Holy shit! What? I don't know what it was but go to save my life.

Alright everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out. The vandals and the purgards had their way with the little people of Trumaville until the toxic avenger ripped them apart. The toxic avenger. His face is so terrifying.

We can't show it to you now. You'll have to see the movie for yourself. The toxic avenger can bend steel with his bare hands. Get him! We're all a kid! Get it! Leaps small cars in a sing-de-vound.

He crushes drug pushers. Smashes hit and run drivers. He is all criminals. They're just desserts. Toxic Avenger. It was a you. He's a hero.

He's a fighter. The lover. Well now, I mean you're beautiful. The good citizens love him. The fact and corrupt hate him. Show that message for me, guy. Kill him! Yeah? Will he survive? Incredible explosive action you must see.

The toxic Avenger. He's a different kind of hero. ZigaVenture is coming to your town. Look out.