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The Sister-in-Law (trailer, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 1 min · 197 words

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Never pay your father be in Bella Women are built for love Some women are built for trouble Bitch! His sister-in-law was built for both I'm going to seduce your father Bring your mother to grief I'm going to lay the house and ruin to my man Trouble is a sister-in-law who can't sleep It's your parents

Do you think they saw us? Trouble is a sister-in-law who can't sleep alone Trouble is a sister-in-law looking for trouble. He's good, isn't he? Good? In bad. Edward and I taught each other quite a lot.

Just one bit of advice. Stay on top or she'll choke the life out of you. The sister-in-law. The newest member of the family. Playing the oldest game in the world. Let's find a room. Playing a game of survival in the suburbs.

What the hell did you do this? What the hell did you do it? How did you do it? That's my brother. That's my goddamn brother! That was suicide in the streets. I'll get you the 300,000.

I've had your wife, any mistress, and I threw your heroin into a mountain stream. The trouble with being a brother in law...

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