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Paul Dooley Do-It-Yourself Commercials

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From American International Picture. I'm Henry Block of H&R Block with one of my 17 reasons why you should use our income tax service. Reason number 16. If you cheat on your taxes, we will go to jail for you.

You have hundreds of CPAs who are well-versed in just that sort of thing. They know the ins and outs of all local jails, and can save you the time and embarrassment of solitary confinement. H&R block.

We will make the tax laws work for you. Wednesday or Sunday at your participating car bill used. Buy one, get one free, thin e-thin milkshakes. Buy one, get one free. Wall of the whale, buy one, get one free.

The ice cream wall free, happy birthday party. Buy one, get one free. You'll love it. The kids will love it too. You see those two little girls? They're mine, nieces. You like them by one?

Get one for you. It's Christmas in July, and come back. Get an RCA color TV. Get the lowest prices on your way on the toy video games. Get video just video cassette, audio cassette, headphones, earphones, earmuffs.

Yes, it's Christmas in July. Crazy Eddie's so stuck up now. His prices are so low. He's by the giving way. Crazy Eddie. His prices are insane. I'm Joel Embalid, the inflation fighter. At the LD, you'll never find a fancy sales gimme.

We bring you all major appliances at unbeatable prices. Shop around, compare, then come to L.D. Policy is simple, one low price for cash. At L.D. our aim is to beat any price. At L.D. our aim is to beat any price at L.D.

Our aim is to beat any price. Thank you. I'm Luba Potemkin. Wouldn't you like to own one of these fine cars? With our Potemkin showroom and discover for yourself these late model Cadillacs at prices you wouldn't believe.

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