The Centerfold Girls (trailer, 1974)

Meet the Centerfold Girls. They're the most beautiful girls in the world. They're ready for anything, anywhere, anytime. You know that or swim back eight miles? Well, think the exercise.

Up you lady, it goes body's in good shape. I don't need that kind of exercise to keep my shape. What kind do you need? If I knew you better, I might tell you. How far is it from beauty to ugliness?

Look, you've got too much talent to keep on modeling. It'd be nice to me and I'll get you into something big. Now. You know, Melissa, it's right. There is a four-letter word for you, Fairie.

B-O-R-E. Well, at least we spelled it right. How far is it from beauty to terror? Displaying your body is still. You dirty the mind of others. Do you know what they should do with little girls like you?

She chapped in her account. She's going to be any trouble, is there? Between you and me? What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about.

Maybe very good for Detective Magazine, Lieutenant, but I really... You're a centerfold girl. And this lunatic for some crazy reason wants to kill pretty girls. He had his choice of the most beautiful girls in the world.

Which would he love? Which would he kill? His scream and us slit your throat. The Centerfold girls, rated R.