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The transcript of “Happy Birthday to Me (trailer, 1981)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Crawford High condescended to come to her birthday party. They're all being murdered in the most bizarre ways imaginable. No one will be seated during the last ten minutes of happy birthday to me. Pray, you're not invited.
Rated R.
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