Sex Kittens Go to College (trailer)

Paddle eyes ain't here with a student body. Ugh, what body is it? Ugh. Mamey Van Dornal. America's number one sex kitten. D'Yous d'Yous. Sex kitten, junior grade. And Han, it has Bardot. Bridget Sizzling, sister, Mijianyu.

Sex kitten, French version. Inside the secret digital computer Rome at Collins College. Where think-o, the electronic brain is given the unheard-of task of selecting the most qualified professor to head the science department. And who does think-o pick?

A tantalizing dancer straight from the Las Vegas Strip. We'll have a honeymoon, cuz baby! My dream come true! Namey Van Doren, the Tallahassee tassel-tosser, who has a brain as well as a body. Oh, dear, a woman can't help being a woman.

Well, you don't have to be so darn much of a woman. You make every woman in the world feel positively flat-chested. You're a menace. That's what you are. College goes wild. The battle of the sex kittens begins.

Think, oh, those are pews. The old puffs regain their lost youth. Tally-hone? Everyone has a ball. Oh, thank you. Including Mickey Shonnessy? Come on, me! Come on! Yeah! Mafia 36. Larry Crawford at 38. I gotta get on this maimi, here's her name.

She don't love me, but her lover is the same. Honey, magnetic maimi has them all hypnotized. You are going to sleep. You are going to sleep. You will do what I tell you. You will do what I tell you.

Sleep!