I Love Lucy (TV theme)

And on a Sunday afternoon live from Sausoleido, the Don Scolletatrio, the sound of Trident, winning product from San Francisco. The astrozombies, subhuman electronic transplants that mutilate, torture and kill in an orgy of blood splattering horror beyond your imagination.

Their creed was to kill, kill, kill, watch as a deranged scientist transfers beating hearts and throbbing brains from living bodies to create the astrozombies. Horror, suspense, and chills tear at your senses as Wendell Coney and John Carradine match wits in the blood-drenched color film, the Astro Zombies, coming soon to your local theater,

watch it and die a thousand deaths. Someone says I look like one of those little post-kids you see on the Mentos commercials? You see those commercials suck so bad, you know? I mean you see the candies at the 7-11 and go, and go, ewwwwww.

Commercials always have a happy ending, you know? Could be a guy robbing a bank or something? Always have a happy ending. It doesn't matter what comes, freshest better with life, with Mentos freshest cool of life.

Nothing gets to you, like Mentos fresh bein' cool. Shoot the clerk. Eat a Mentos. Mentos. The fresh way you can see love's heat We're as happy as two can be We have our quarrels but then no