Kentucky Fried Movie (trailer, 1977)

award-winning motion picture producer Samuel L. Bronkewitz. I have spent a lifetime in the motion picture industry. Now, after 50 years in Hollywood, I have finally produced what I feel is the finest motion picture ever made.

I have called it the Kentucky Fried Movie. The Kentucky Fried Movie heralds the return to traditional values. I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11. It is a film of heartfelt passion. A great love story.

Oh, take me to the drive and prove you love me. Ooh. It explores the subtle nuances of interpersonal relationships. Of course there are occasional moments of comic relief. The Kentucky Fried Movie is a film that demands the greatest performances from the finest actors of the cinema.

He looked like... Well, he... Well, yeah... Well, yeah... I tell you this building is unsafe! James, the National Guard is powerless! Powell is to deal with this situation! Governor! What are we going to do?

And I anticipated 10% price hike across the board on Petroleum Press. Invite every man, woman, and child to share with me the joy and warmth of the Kentucky Fried Movie. It will knock your socks off.