The Selling (trailer)

What kind of real estate agent reads Nietzsche and tries to get his clients to not buy a house? It was the quote of the day. I'm Richard Scary, like the children's book author. What children's book author?

There was a children's book author named Richard Scary. Do you like to see the place? Yeah, sure. Hello. Haunted. But like by a ghost. Are you here to see the house? I would focus just on getting rid of the property as quickly as possible.

This is the pantry, lots of covered space, bit drafty sometimes. This is the kitchen? Running water? How's haunted, Mr. Scary? Haunted? Yes. Haunted. Yes, yes, yes. Haunted? A-huh? Sometimes a bedroom closet becomes a portal to the spirit realm!

Hey, I'm Father Jimmy. It's a pleasure to meet you. Lucky me away. Everything's gonna be okay. Did you think you could get away from me? Why are you actually so strangely?