Chickenman

You heard it with your own ears from his blood red lips. Get your Honorary Membership card when you see the new Dracula movie Dracula AD 1972 and participate in the horror ritual. Rated PG, parental guidance suggested.

Ch-ch-ge-gan-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. On a quiet residential street in Midland City, stands the unassuming home of Mildred Harbor and her unassuming son, Binton. disguised as the winged warrior, Benton Harbor fights crime and or evil every weekend. Well, almost every weekend.

Coming! Goodness, what are you... Uh, is this 17-11 Mulberry Lane? We were told to be here at 9am. Oh, of course! We're from the Midland Tours Agency, aren't you? Uh, right, yeah. Mother, is that my group?

Yes, it is my son! Okay, my mother, here I come! And now, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present my very famous son, the feathered fighter. Oh, thank you. Thank you, good citizens. And I bid you welcome to the official Chicken Man Weekend tour.

How many of you are from out of town? Here's Senor-Moo. And for more do you hail? Can you tell? Gary, Indiana? No, Bloomington. Oh, of course. Okay, now if you'll all follow me down the hall to my bedroom closet.

See? Bedroom closet? Harry, did he say bedroom closet? Yeah, that's what he said. Harry, I knew we should have taken that Chinatown tour. No, shut up. Get in the closet. Step right in, folks. Step right in.

There ain't no room in here but 36 people. It might be a little tight, so just keep your arms straight to your side. Everybody in? Yes, sir. Mother, would you get the boat? Please quickly.

Yes, my son. Now, have a good tour, everybody. Goodbye. Bye, Mom. How are you? Okay, quiet, please. Now, I suppose many of you are asking why we're standing here in the dark in my bedroom closet.