Join Potato Plus

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

Food Commercial (1950s)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 16 min · 2,275 words

The transcript of “Food Commercial (1950s)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

Maffles. But hands off, let the girl do her work. If there's going to be any pain around you, grab mine. See, you look, but don't you touch. Would you mind turning around for me? Turn around for you, why?

How long I'll look at you? Well, look at my face. I don't sing with my... I'm not a waitress. I'm a singer. I want a singer. I want to be a singer. I'm a singer.

I am a singer. I am a singer. I am a singer. Well, what about thriving? No, I can't. I'm sorry. Thank you. Do your zee. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be here for New Year's Eve.

What am I doing wrong? When I was 19, I got a job and I was really nice hotel in Monterey, you know, when I'm playing the piano and singing. I really liked it then. That's when I want to go back and pick up where I left off.

Do you want to go home or do you want to sing? I want to do both. Can I have everything? I want you and Tommy with me. What the hell you want? Oh David, you just don't understand.

You could be happy here. Oh sure, sure. But I'm not going to let anybody stop me this time. Who's stopping? Help build strong bodies eight ways. Eat wonder bread. You want to go bigger and stronger don't you?

Goy, sure. Okay. A sandwich daily in two slices of wonder bread every meal give you eight elements you need, as much muscle building protein as roast beef, as much calcium for bones and teeth, as cottage cheese, as much phosphorus for cell metabolism as this egg, as much iron for red blood, as three lamb chops,

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

43 more paragraphs, about 15 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive

The weekly note

New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.

LIVE
Open