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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 201 words

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Well, I see you tonight, when everything is still, the born is bright. Goodbye. Goodbye. There's an audience who have just seen a preview of vampire playgirls. I think that type of sexual activity is disgusting.

I love the new scenes in the torture chamber. People who make movies like that are preferred. The opposite of vampires can buy my place, give me time. Vampire Playgirls, rated R, absolutely no one under 17 will be admitted without Mandy.

It's a good thing. Alice doesn't live here anymore. Alice doesn't live here anymore. Alice doesn't live here anymore.

I've got it. Alice doesn't live any of those places anymore. It was when they start closing in. Alice hits the highway. We ain't hiring no waitresses. I'm not a waitress, I'm a singer. You were one no singer.

Oh, T, sure. Did you decide what you want for breakfast? First I want a big smile. Do you want eggs? Yeah, amin' eggs. Okay, how do I treat them? Everybody! Listen! We got us here a new girl!

And her name is Alice. And today is her first day on the job. And Mel here says that she was a singer! How about this?

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