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Vampire Playgirls (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1960 · 3 min · 279 words

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Family Brady, a mom and dad with all their children with family When our kids were small, their problems all were smaller As they came, I did their point of being so fast Shake them up, what's that?

It's a great new taste of ice cold thunderbirds With great fruit juice, just pour the juice in the bottle and shake them up Shake them up, they fruit juice Shake them up, that's a Shake them off. Wow, totally together.

They're grapefruit juice. Shake them off. Now you get some. Thunderbird and grapefruit juice. Shake them off. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Master, Master, can't you hear? You're all cockroach. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tonight, I bring you blood. Master, Master, please. Please give me some blood. Go away! Go away from me! Tonight, when the sun sets, I will get all the blood you need. Now go away, and don't bother me! Go away!

You have to please me! I want some blood, Master! Please, Master! Go away, I tell you. Now we are on, my friends. Come closer to me. Come closer. Twenty-five years ago, in Transylvania, they try to stop now.

I can still hear the state going through my heart as a lie, my coffin, listening. You will hear a tool. He breaks back bad memories to think of this. But then my friend, Dr. Frankenstein, he came, removed the state from my heart, and I am free to roam.

So tonight, when you go to bed, Remember, if you hear the flapping of wings, you will know I am outside your door. And if I want to, I can so...

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