Zotz! (trailer, 1962)

Austin. Zot. Julian E. Zot. Jim Backers. Zot. Fred Clark. Zot. Cecil Kelloay. Zot. What's Zot? Well, if you've got Zot, you'll get the point. This is Professor Jonathan Jones, an ordinary, normal, everyday type absent-minded professor, until he stumbles on a magic word that produces riotous results.

Zot. What's Zotz? It's the hardest word in the world to explain. Well sir, it's... This power I have. No. When you Zotz a dull after dinner speaker, you liven him up by slowing him down.

No. Sis, Pedro. Very nice D.W. Thanks. No. When you throw a little Zotz into a party, it really starts to jump. Would you be interested in a method to immobilize, even destroy as you choose every living thing within range of vision, ships, tanks, planes.

How do you intend to go about this? Light rays, sound vibrations, black magic? Yes. I'm a human weapon. Plots to steal Zotz, land of professor, in some hot spots. Zotz! What Zotz?

It's the magic word for fun on land. SOTS! SOTS! At sea and in the air! NOOOOOOO! LOUD!