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The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV theme)

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It's a land of primitive customs. Hey, sexy mama! Hey, you wanna ride in my van? I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up in spanked. Because this is no ordinary jungle. This is a war. A war between men and women.

This is where civilization ends. Yeah! Yeah! Pretty bad battles to be around the wall. This is not the Disneyland jungle boat ride. There are a thousand piranha women in this temple. And I bet you your terrific cook something around here smells fabulous.

I want meat. Is it on those beef substitutes? You want to eat me, don't you? Are they told you how great you're looking at dress because it's feminine and feminist? Jerk. Kill him. Oh my God, you're marinating me!

That's just stuff is really good. Women today are just not the way I thought they'd be. be Shannon Tweed, Star of Hot Dog, the movie, and Steel Justice.

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