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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (trailer, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 352 words

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Alice doesn't live here anymore. Alice doesn't live here anymore. Alice doesn't live here anymore. I've got it! Alice doesn't live any of those places anymore. It was when they start closing in. I'm not a waitress.

Alice hits the highway. We ain't hiring no waitresses. I'm not a waitress. I'm a singer. You were a one- little singer? Oh, T. Sure. Did you decide what to want for breakfast? First I want a big smile.

Do you want eggs? Yeah, Amane. Amane is okay. How do I train you? Everybody! Listen! We got us here a new girl! And her name is Alice. And today is her first day on the job.

And Mel here says that she was a singer! How about them apples? But hands off, let the girl do her work. If there's going to be any conveyor around you, grab mine, Steve. You look, but don't you touch.

Would you mind turning around for me? Turn around for you, why? How long I look at you? Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my... I'm not a waitress, I'm a singer. I want a singer. I want to be a singer.

I'm a singer. I am a singer. I am a singer. I am a singer. I am a singer. What about Friday? No, I can't. I'm sorry. Thank you. Do your Z. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be here for New Year's Eve.

What am I doing wrong? When I was 19, I got a job in this really nice hotel in Monterey, you know, and then you play the piano and sing. I really liked it then. That's why I want to go back and pick up where I left off.

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