Better Off Dead (trailer, 1985)

Don't miss it. The undertaker and his power. Does it ever feel like everyone's got more going than you do? Everyone is smart. Say you're out of my eyes, kid. Yes I am. You look pretty stupid to me.

Thank you. You say the best here in town just ran off with your girlfriend? Even your younger brother does better than you do? And that nobody even cares? Cheers! That spoke a couple of... Oh! That's nice.

Well, you might be right. No! But remember, one thing. I haven't even been to New York City. Nobody was ever... Better wrong than... The truth is I can out-skied you any day of the week.

Oh, really? Yeah, you want to rest? I'll take you on any day, sucker. Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. AAAAHHHHHH! All you need is gut. I'm gonna race, I'm gonna lose, and I'm gonna die in that order.

And you'll never doubt yourself again. He's skiing on one ski! Better off then. That's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that. An abnormal look at a normal teenager.