Up The Creek (trailer, 1984)

Now, baby. Oh, for a special treat. The Ryan pictures presents Up the Creek. Ready? Set! This is the story of America's greatest intercollegiate rafting race featuring the nation's top teams. Washington Military Institute, the champions.

The commander could ask for better soldiers. The seasoned veterans of Ivy Commons. Now, some gentlemen, this is going to be a piece of cake. The heavily favored women's team from vanity you strong hands ran over her hardened nipples And La Petamine University challenging for the first time We have the distinct honor and being the four worst students in the entire country

You are not at the bottom of the list you are the bottom of the list With their faithful companion Chuck the Wonder Dog La Petamine competes against all odds. He's trying to tell us something Who gave us another clue, quick!

Check how many syllables! Ah! Ah! No! That was so terrible! Regulation handle, stock, and blade, with exception of a little added feature. Uh, gimme a hard left. So are you girls here for the big race tomorrow?

No, actually, we're here to get laid. Why don't you slip in something more comfortable? I didn't bring anything more comfortable. We'll have a meet. Whoa! After a rigorous training program, the race is on. Before they reach the finish line, they'll be stoned.

A bandit shift! Bound! And totally wasted. A word easy. Ready with the jet, sir? Now! The river!

Get set to get wet up the creek Featuring the music of cheap trick the Beach Boys heart shooting star and more