Join Potato Plus

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

Trail of the Pink Panther (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 195 words

The transcript of “Trail of the Pink Panther (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

Follow the trail of the world's greatest detective. How many men did the President ask for? Only one? Inspector Zuckkuso? Cluso. Cluso was trying to fix the lighter. Do you have a light? Yes, in the top left-hand rail.

You're on the trail of a master of disguise. I am Andre Bittier, master salesman from Dijon. He's swab. Sophisticating. Diplomatic. He's charming. I'm thinking that I should... Astute. Then, where are we, I'm having? Devanair.

And he's missing. Clues are a disappear, Jarr reporter. Elementary. Could you tell me something about your son? Clues are a disappear. Business gets better. The thought of a world without clues or fills me with delight.

So far, the incident hasn't even been investigated. You've been me, I suggest that you go home and forget all about this. Excuse me. Men like Clusel never die. They're indestructible. I haven't turned up anything incriminating, but obviously I'm rocking the boat and people are getting nervous.

Imagine if I let someone kill him. Follow the trail that always leads to laughter. The Trail of the Pink Panther. Peter Sellers in Blake Edward's newest and funniest comedy. Trail of the Pink Panther.

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive

The weekly note

New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.

LIVE
Open