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The Centerfold Girls (trailer, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 282 words

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Invasion from the moon in republic radar men from the moon Eat the centerfold girls They're the most beautiful girls in the world They're ready for anything anywhere anytime I've done everything you ask for lady, but I couldn't fix the generator. No electricity No, but I fill the kerosene lamps and provide a plenty of candles. You know something what you are a goddamn rude son of a bitch

And you're a baby ass lady! You didn't have to talk to me like that in front of the girls. Why not? You're nothing but a scavenger. How far is it from beauty to ugliness? You should have been kicked out on your ass ten years ago.

A simple woman crap may work very well with the others, but not with me. I knew you went, remember? You show as much creativity in your feet as you're doing your back if you have been.

Get out! Get the hell out! How far is it from beauty to terror? Terror. Displaying your body is filled. You dirty the mind of others. Do you know what they should do with little girls like you?

I'm using ShMusic. She's got 600 bucks in her account. Ha. You're a bigger bum than I thought. Even the worst Main Street Sluts one up a fight. I just wanna help.

Maybe very good for Detective Magazine Lieutenant. But I really. You're a center full girl. And this lunatic for some crazy reason He wants to kill pretty girls. He had his choice of the most beautiful girls in the world.

Which would he love? Which would he kill? His scream and I'll slit your throat. The Centerfold Girl.

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