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Death Race 2000 (radio spot, 1975)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1975 · 1 min · 148 words

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2000. In the year 2000, hit and run driving is no longer a crime. It's the national sport. Death Race 2000 starring David Carradade. He was built by the world's finest surgeons to drive the fastest car ever designed and nothing can stop him now.

Death Race 2000, across country road wreck. Rated R under 17, not admitted without parrot. Battered, shattered, creamed and reamed, assuring to glory in their mean machine. Death Race 2000, David Carradine, Simone Griffiths, she's young, he's crazy.

There's nothing they won't do at 200 miles an hour. Hold on. Death Race 2000, God help anyone who gets in their way. Death Race, a cross country road wreck. Rated R, under 17, not admitted without parrot.

In the year 2000, you won't need Boy Scouts to help you cross the street. You'll need an armed guard. are about to relive their dreams on

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