High Ballin' (trailer, 1978)

You know what takes a special kind of guy to push him to the 18 wheelers down the highway. But they're tough breeding them dudes. They make a 900 mile run in the blizzard look like a trip to the church.

Fine, this is Jerry Reid. We just finished shooting a motion picture about some of these good old boys. And before we got through with the ride, well he got a modern cabin crowd. I play iron dupe bork.

You can't miss me. I'm the one on the screen with a cab over face. Whoa, whoa, what's that extra $50? What is that? That's for a hurry up on the load. You take it extra $50 and you stick it up with a sundial shot.

And if I wasn't in such a hurry, I'd stick around and ask this kid. Now Peter ponders my buddy, we call him rain. He's a lad with wheels in his hair and a liking for fancy boots.

And pretty little Helen Shaver's pick up. She's the one you boys got to watch. Whoa! Jesus scared me. Mm-hmm. I told you about that little darling, didn't I? What are you doing sneaking around outside?

Now Peter and I play a couple of dudes who had a good thing going once, and we kind of get together again. The best I can remember. Me and you used to have a good time.

You go take one more ride with the old dude. But the way things are now, I probably get a safe kill. I can't see. No. Didn't need to go hunt for no trouble. We got engraved invitations.

That's a 1993, for a 1-9, you got down. Duke on the fly from a 10-33. I'm here, shot at with real bullets. You're in there. So you get on that radio with him, he's not a fan.