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Crest Toothpaste (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 86 words

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I had to kill him! He's dead? Not anymore. Herbert West brought a lot of dead people back to life. And not one of them showed any appreciation. HP Lovecraft's classic tale of horror. Reanimated.

It's still West. You'll never get credit for my discovery. Who's going to believe a talking head get a job in a side show? It will scare you to pieces. Hi, this is Airman Jack Jones.

I'll be singing a song for Christmas for your Air Force recruiter on this station.

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