The Perils of Pauline (radio spot, 1967)

To a Pauline, she had fallen into an open manhole, and was washed up at the estate of Casper Coleman, World's second richest man. Coleman and his doctor Reinhart are right now hatching a plot to marry 19-year-old Pauline to Coleman's one-year-old grandson.

Let's listen. That's it. We've freed up for 25 years. And in the next frill-packed commercial, you'll hear George Steadman, World's first richest man, discover that his beloved Pauline has been frozen solid, and say, Dr. Yes, freeze me up for 25 years.

And we, that's Universal Pictures, would like you to see the perils of Pauline. It stars Pat Boon, Pam Austin, the rebellion girl, and Terry Thomas. We've made the perils of Pauline because we believe it to be an important statement for our time.

The perils of Pauline, chapter 32. Mm-mm. When last we left poor pure Pauline, She had escaped a fiendish plot to dip her in formaldehyde and place her on permanent display in Lenin's tomb. Now she is in East Berlin, attempting the perilous cross into the West.

Listen. Another poor soul coming in from the cold. Don't move your ear until the next drill packed commercial when we'll hear Pauline say. We used to laugh so much at the fondling home when we'd run out of Oakmeal.

George would tell us funny stories for dinner. And we, that's Universal Pictures, would like you to see the perils of Pauline. It stars Pat Boone, Pam Austin, the Rebellion Girl, and Terry Thomas. We've made the perils of Pauline because we believe it to be an important statement for our time.