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Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

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They're in the tombs, with a sensational new film discovery, or of all the awful. As you know, Orville is starring as the dead thing, in the smash film hit, children shouldn't play with dead things.

Orville, is it true that you were dead for ten years, before your buried talents came to the surface? That's right, Walter. I was in underground film. So, what kind of film? Mostly dirty pictures. I see, Orville.

You know, not all of the critics like your performance. In fact, some thought you stung. Well, it was a rotten butt. Orville, you're a smash it as the rotten corpse. Where would you like your career to go from here?

Well I don't want to be just another pretty face you and as well keep us stiff upper lip orville ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you could keep a stiff lower lip too I guess you're just a lucky stiff orville ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. There you have it from Orville the Offal catch

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