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Girl From S.I.N. (trailer, 1966)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1966 · 2 min · 234 words

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If you're a Martian or a vampire What's happening in your star get yourself a good sharp stink Your vampire Michael my brother a damn blood sucking vampire When a vampire buys it was never a pretty sight Meet Agent 0069, codename, Poon Tang Plenty, the girl from Sin. There has never been a criminal organization like Sin, or a sexier secret agent than Poon Tang Plenty.

skilled in the ancient art of karate and the even older art of erotic, oriental love. She can kill a man either way. In his search for an invisibility formula, Dr. Sexxas, head of sin, will stop at nothing, capturing one of the sexiest scientists who ever wore a smock.

Sexxas knows just how to ring a formula out of it. His talents in the more perverse forms of Chinese torture are limitless. Not to be outdone by sexists. Poon Tang plenty is herself a skilled practitioner in the use of oriental drugs.

When it suits her purpose, she can concoct a love potion that makes Spanish fly seem like penny candy. Baudier than the best of James Bond, funnier than Flint, the girl from sin is strictly for adults only.

You'll learn not only where the spies are, but what they really do behind locked bedroom doors. If you think the girl from sin will go to any length to carry out her mission, you're right.

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