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Vampira (trailer, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 3 min · 278 words

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We met. Who are you? I am Count Dracula. Don't K-Chon, sis me. So you're over the limit. Do be careful, sir. And they are. I warned you, sir. I think I'll find a very interesting center for this month, sir, yes?

Oh, you're right. They are magnificent. Did you ever see pretty evanes? What's this? They're coming up here to photograph the most biteable play made of the month. Here's to me, to me. Come on. Let you keep the blood bank in the red.

I'll cross my fingers. And rather you didn't. Welcome to the park! Back in Transylvania, they found a drink that's new. Oh yeah? If someone wants to drink your healthy drink it, how do you? They don't have the move in, or call it stuff like that.

Oh, when you wanna have a bar, you're changing to a bat. This is what I call a party. Hello there. Who are you? I'm Countess Dempira. Angela, I've been looking for you all day. Where are you?

I'm a big old house somewhere. I don't know where. But then I'll... Angela! Angela! That is, I can't drag him. As he really was. If it is. Yes. As he really was. If it is.

Just the shock of them going inside. Neats are really neat. Thank you, my troubles. You know, that look of horror when they realize it's really me. So exciting. Walk away from here on! Let's blow your pie!

Do like this, that here on! I didn't know you were one of us. I'm Bob. You soon will be! Charming address, say hi, dance? You could really be a groovy old dude!

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