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Classic Car Commercials (1950s-80s)

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There is another world. That doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. I'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter. Now I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter except you.

There's nothing like football for color for glamour for excitement. But now we would like to have you look at another exciting lineup.

Old's Mobile's great lineup of rocket engine cars. Leading the rocket parade, the classic 98th holiday coupé, for that new long look that's distinctively Oldsmobile, a good example of the new hard-top styling that's sweeping the country.

And here's the running-bait of the classic 98, another Oldsmobile holiday, the Super 88, powered by the 160-horsepower rocket engine. Next come the ever-popular four-door sedans. First, the classic 98. The Deluxe 88, the famous Super 88, all with beautiful bodies by fisher, styling by Olds Mobile.

And now up the field come the two-door sedans, Super 88. Deluxe 88. Both featuring Olds Mobile's newest advancements, the rocket engine, high-dramatic superdrive, power steering and many others. And here are the clamor cars they convertibles.

First a pair of 98's, another example of Oldsmobile's classic styling. Truly one of America's most beautiful cars. And finally, the Super 88 convertible, ideal for the open road, combining traditional Oldsmobile beauty with famous rocket power.

There they are, the complete lineup of rocket engine cars, Each won the fine illustration of engineering progress and styling leadership by Oldsmobile and General Motors. Watch. For here is sheer magic. For now the completely all-new Plymouth comes to life.

It's longer, more than 10 inches longer. It's lower, it's wider, it's bigger. Therefore, the first time is a truly big luxury car in the lowest price big. Never before has so much beauty, so much styling, so much motor carbon offered to so many for so little.

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