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The Sinful Dwarf (radio spot)

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Crazed by the charms of young girls, and luring them from the city streets into a hellish snake pit. My son. Show you the wrong. I don't want to stay here. I can think of that blonde girl.

The sin pulled off, a tantalizing bride trapped in a web of terror. Last night I had noises. Me snoring. No. And today, people have been walking in and out of that door at the end of the corridor.

Have you seen my wife? It's the lift. You wanted to see what was in here. Oh, now's your charm. Aah! I've got a new girl you might be interested in. Watch out for it. This isn't all right.

Admission restricted. If me, if we, if we, from indeed or... You know what I heard about you? I heard you...

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