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Heavy Traffic (trailer, 1973)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1973 · 1 min · 165 words

The transcript of “Heavy Traffic (trailer, 1973)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1973. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ready or not, here it comes. The makers of Fritz Lecat now bring you... Heavy traffic. Maveny! Why can't you meet you? It's the story of Michael, a 24-year-old pinball playing virgin. Mick Jagger, I'm not.

Angie, his Italian father. Pakistan, I'm all in here. I'm a copy! Shit! Ida, his Jewish mother. I died the day I married a guy. Okay, Ida, come on. This is it. This is all the events!

Sing it up, baby! And Carol is black sweetheart. Listen here, boy. As long as Carol got this here, good thing, and this hand left. Ha ha ha, so you don't need anything else. You'll meet Mom, Rosa, Snowflake, Shorty, Crazy Mo, and the Godfather.

You'll meet hoods, hustlers, freaks, creaks, cops, crazies, weirdos, winos, hardhats, low lives, and God. Hey, this is the voice of God. What's up? It's animated, but it's not a cartoon. It's funny, but it's not a cartoon.

It's real. It's unreal. It's heavy. Heavy traffic. Love

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