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Haley's M-O

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Fargo, or call toll free 1-800-331-1. You suffer from irregularity and take mineral oil for relief, chances are that you get only halfway relief. You see, irregularity is frequently accompanied by acid indigestion, and when this is the case, you need a preparation that combines laxative action with ad-acid action to bring you thorough relief.

Now, plain mineral oil can't do this. But a remarkable preparation called Halley's MO combines the correct proportions of pure mineral oil with the finest milk of magnesia. As a result, Halley's MO gives you thorough relief.

Not only relieves irregularity, but acid upset as well. And Halley's MO is so gentle that it's frequently recommended for patients following delicate abdominal operations. When you see how much more Halley's MO does for you, you'll be amazed that it costs only about the same as high-grade mineral oil.

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