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The Legend of Jesse James (main title)

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Merry Christmas to you! And have a wonderful holiday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! He was cursed with a great and reckless gun! Jesse came, and he played a game that no man ever won! Jesse came, but his killing passed him close!

He grew thinner, he grew bold! And he fought the world with a gold, a hungry gun! Gold-hungry guns! Gold-hungry guns! Blast and plane, elastic-shape on the map with the hungry guns!

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