Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (trailer)

This is Alan. He's such a dear boy. Oh, this is Jeffy. He's so full of fun. Oh, this is Amya. Isn't she just the sweetest thing? And this is their new friend, Smedley. They're giving him a party. It is coming out party. Oh the children are having such fun. They're laughing and laughing and it all began here. One foggy winter evening.

1971. Huh. You ought to be right. It's party time. It's the shank of the evening. My friend And Orville and I are having cocktails in ten minutes at my island cottage. Alan, you're not really going to take that thing back to the cottage.

I, Alan, take this body. Yeah, and welcome to it. You deserve everything you're getting. There's no business like show business like... And I think we may get even closer. I'm gonna take your scraps and feed them to my dog.

Well that's alright, just keep a stiff upper lip. Oh yes, they had such a wonderful time. They laughed and laughed and laughed. Decades and to novice friends cropped in. Then they screamed and screamed. The children had such a lovely time.

It's too bad. Nobody ever told them. Children shouldn't play with... Dead things.