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Beyond the Time Barrier (trailer)

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A crack air force test pilot flies the world's newest experimental plane, faster than so. Faster than time itself, beyond the time barrier. Oh, Alison, this is Mark. Do you read me, kid? Come in, Santa Claus.

Position 18, speed 10,000 plus, position 20, air speed increasing, I think something's wrong! 64 years into the terrifying future. A beautiful horrible cave. Okay, you've never dreamed up. A beautiful girl. And love. Mankind was made sterile and a great cosmic plague.

A new atom and eve are the only male and female left to repopulate the world. I value my freedom more than this. So will you, L'Aintis, escape even though we try and stop you. Yes.

The jealousy of a she-devil frees the bloodthirsty killer slaves. Follow me, soldiers of revenge! I'll lead you to the captain! to food, to freedom! The last survivors of the human race are doomed to murder in a killer orgy by a business of human repents.

Will you die 64 years from today? We challenge you to see the most terrifying picture ever made. He's a picture of your life.

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