Shock Treatment (trailer, 1981)

Say oh That's very good. Hello. I'm Dr. Cosmo McKinley I'd like to tell you about a new film from the gang that gave you the Rocky Horror show But if you open your heart to a smooth operator, he'll take you for all that you've got.

He'll hand you a curse that'll be with you later. It'll shake it the way he takes off, like a shot. You need to beat up two sharp treatments. Get you jumping like a real life wire Me coming to poo shop treatment So look out, Mr. Don't you blind?

Resistify for a bister that I mystify ya You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science Your condition is critically grey But don't expect mercy from such an old audition So you work to jump in like a wrist Don't you blow your knee to beat us?

You're jumping like a rister, don't you blow your ass? Sister, call her sister, and say goodbye! We'll be pathetically crazy about shock treatment.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.