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Helga #1

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Hello, I'm Helga, the girl whose intimate life story has been made into a controversial motion picture, one that candidly reveals all the emotional and physical aspects of love. It omits nothing. A camera explores everything from a moment of conception to the birth and delivery of my baby.

Everything is frank and revealing, yet filmed with impeccable taste. Some scenes may shock you, but shocked or not, you will join audiences and critics everywhere in praising its frankness in revealing things that so long have remained hidden.

Helga has been hailed as a monumental landmark in the field of sexual instruction, as well as in grossing entertainment. Parents, because of certain revealing scenes, we suggest you see Helga first. Judge for yourself. Come see me.

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