Nick at Nite's TV Land Commercials (promo, 1997)

Who wants to stare without a carrot, shoots a lion in the sky Don't stop and down, just like a clown Everyone knows it's slinky, the best present yet to give or get The kids will all want to try The end of the day when you're ready to play Everyone knows it's slinky, it's slinky, it's slinky

For fun is the best of the toys It's slinky, it's slinky, the favorite of girls and boys And look at these, here's some more wonderful slinky toys Here is a slinky hippo. And here is a slinky elephant.

And here is a slinky catapule. A slinky toy, a slinky toy will run and play all day. A slinky toy, a slinky toy, my favorite toy you'll say. Here is a slinky toy for every toy.

Then, toy. Enjoy Pennyco Junction more when you know your Joes. Betty Joe, tomboy who can catch and throw. Bobby Joe always wears a hair-banced car for a ribbon tied in a boat. Billy Joe, not the one who jumped off the Tal Hachie Bridge.

Oh no. Steve Elliott, regular Joe, boyfriend of Billy Joe, but takes a flying fancy for Betty Joe, resulting in Kathy Joe, who ends up in jail with Uncle Joe, who's moving kind of slow. And as always, Kate makes a mean couple.

Joe, it's that simple. Watch all the jokes at Betty Coe Junction on TVLAM. Let's Breddra Marshall! You need this hole to beat me, Bob. You better worry, George. I get it. Hey, checkup. Jimmy only had two cavities, and I didn't have any.

Hey, we really did it. How'd you do it? We'd rush with Chris now. Must be the crest. It has fluoride. The others we tried didn't. Hey, great. A toothpaste should fight cavities. Crest can't promise everybody results like this, but we can promise most people good checkups.