Alfred Hitchcock Presents (promo)

Good evening. My astrologer tells me there is a right and wrong time for everything. Since Mercury is in the house of Venus, now is a propitious time for the retelling of tales of mystery and suspense.

Do not defy your horoscope. The stars tell me you are tuned in perfectly for the tale now coming up, which will be introduced by my younger brother and any gentleman who may be malignoring. just make yourselves comfortable. We shall begin in a moment.

A, we are bringing you our television album, together with a few long-playing commercials. I wish to show you that murder, like romance, ish, as well in the daylight as at night. It's all a matter of one's attitude.

As you know, this is part of a series. of a series, I have three other towels just like it. And now for our program, naturally we shall steadfastly maintain our customary policy, just as to all criminals, but no mercy to the sponsor.

The wisdom of this double standard will be demonstrated by the followers, the fictional segment of our entertainment. There is one serious hazard to ironing while watching an embarrassing story. You occasionally overstarch. Don't you find that so?

While I contemplate this phenomena, suppose you inspect our final advertisement following which I shall still be here. After all, women's work is never done, even when a man is doing it. Well, I can always use it for a hockey stick.

By the way, in the interest of speed, I've decided to modernize. I'm converting my steam iron to diesel. That concludes today's ironing. Tune in next time for another story, more commercials, and some household chores until then, close sufferers.