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1950s & 60s TV Commercials

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1950 · 9 min · 1,108 words

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Hey, let's take a minute and meet Clark Kent. You're a superman. Chief, believe me. You're in for a treat just as soon as Jimmy gets back here. Great Caesar's ghost. What's holding him up? You know I can't work without a good breakfast.

Chief. Jimmy's bringing a box of Kellogg's sugar smacks. All the more reason for hurrying. Can't fount of that boring nose. I like those new sugar smacks. And he knows I do too. That's a cinch.

Well, here I am. Young man, if you spill those new sugar smacks, you're fired! Golly, Chief, I hadn't opened up the box yet! But I'm going through now. Well, I guess we all agree on sugar smacks.

Right. Don't wait. Get Kellogg's new sugar smacks. They're better never. Puffs of wheat sugar toasted. And candy sweet. You bet. Just get. Kellogg's sugar smacks brand new. A Northwest Mouti and he's been trailing this desperate character for three years and I'm tired.

Oh... Well, it's him or me. Uh oh. He's got an aching head, an upset stomach, and an empty gun. What you need is some Alka seltzer. You know what they always say. Yeah, a Mouti always gets his man.

Oh no, I mean about Alka seltzer. Relief is just... Well... Down, down, down, the stomach through. They always... Bless that relief, giving Alka-Celser. For that hitting, the upset feeling... Take Alka-Celser! Relief is just...

A swallow away. Hi, kids! Look at some delicious magic... With the extra-good chocolate flavoured syrup... ...Bosto... A watch. Take ice cream... Spoon on extra-rich extra-thick extra-chocolate... Bosco syrup. There's the best chocolate flavor you ever tasted.

More Bosco magic. Cake, ice cream, topped with extra thick, extra chocolaty. Bosco syrup. Cry it. Bosco also makes milk chocolatey delicious. Tell mom to get Bosco chocolate flavored syrup for you. Sing out. I love Bosco. It's rich in chocolate tea.

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