Don't Give Up the Ship (trailer)

Paul Stoeckler the first, who in the face of the British, uttered these immortal words. No one followed. And now John Paul Stoeckler the seventh, who seems to have lost some government property. One fully equipped, sea worthy and battle ready, destroyer escort.

Just tell us, what did you do with the USS Cornblatt? It's Cornblatt.

I was somewhere in the Pacific, with the Pidstoeckler do with the Cornblatt. How did the fleet's biggest not head become the last American captured by the Japanese army. But haven't you heard?

The war's over. Silence! I, you lie, American State of Boy. Because you lie, you die! Oh, no! Wait! I die, you know! With a man like Stecler, there's always a mistake. Even on his wedding night.

Why did the Navy snatch him from his furious bride? Well, I'm coming! Where did they send him on that secret mission with a beautiful wave, Ensign? Fine, honey. I've spent more time with you than I have with her.

It just isn't fair to have this happen to a sweet, decent guy like you. Not so sweet. Not so decent. But I am human. Not taking just about all I can stand. Remember, John, we're Navy men.

These other questions that have Washington in an uproar, as Congress tries to find out why John Paul Stoeckler won't give up the ship. I'm sorry I asked hearing a turn for 48 hours.