Electra Glide in Blue (radio spot, 1973)

The death of Chicago, now available on Columbia Records. Electric light in blue is something to hear and something to see. From United Arts' rated PG, parental guidance suggested. His name is Sergeant Harry Griswold. He's an undercover cop who takes his job seriously.

I need to come and hear this vehicle. And he's always careful. Prime is at an all-time high. And to make matters worse, an ancient prophecy has unleashed an unbelievable single spirit. And Griswold is caught in the middle of a crossfire.

Strange things begin happening all around him. And even stranger things begin happening to him. A regrettable twist of fate has chosen you as a recipient of amazing supermortal powers. He is crazy. He is confused.

And he is turning Japanese. I can't believe this. I'm eating a smelly dead fish. And I'm loving it. But raw fish is chopped liver compared to the wild adventure that is about to take over Griswold's life.

He becomes Sergeant Kabuki Man NYPD. Able to make tall muggers with a running start. of beautiful, tender woman, Lotus, can carefully teach Harry the subtle nuances of the Kabuki way. She trains him in the proper use of Kabuki Man's amazing arsenal of high-tech silver women's heat-seeking chopsticks. Computerized 16-byte sushi. Futuristic flying footwear.

Full of proof, jail force fans, and pyro-projecto-parazals! He is a one-man army!