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Summer School Teachers (trailer, 1974)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 2 min · 233 words

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High schools are snapped with the summer school teachers. Now ladies, one more way to touch. This is my firework. Alright class, I gotta help the poor little fongirl for my walk. California's this is mature Ernie.

If you're lucky, I might make a job easy. So let's go out there and win. I wanna play, got it? I'm an iron puffin' up! to play so if you can't dig it mr. cool move over because I'm gonna play They'll be the fans of any with the summer school Only in America can a man go as far as he wants you are so

Many days about food it makes me feel so sexy And only in America can his little woman go as far as she wants. Listen, do you want to get together and have a drink? What, um...

Happens to you when you get drunk. They can't resist the student body. Wow! A woman's lips, her eyes, her body. Is that obscene? It's not a little matter of it. I mean, it's okay for me to pose nude for you, but you can't pose nude for me.

We've got some naked pictures of Miss Hans. Trash. Absolutely trash. We've never had a scandal like this before and we're not about to start now. But what? Learn the bare facts from the summer school teachers.

Whatever happens to the old values.

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