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Zombie flesh eaters. Zombie flesh eaters. Now playing the theater near you. The night. Something strange is going on. You see that movie? Night of the living dead. Sure. Well say hello. Listen from the grave. How many did you say? 100.
And now the question is, how do we get them back into the ground? Frank, you have a little problem! Boy left! Ted right! No! Time to do it. Mrs. Puzzill, because technically, you're not alive.
Why do you eat people? Not people... brains. Aah! How do you kill something that's already... Well, I don't want to know, Fred! I don't know. Let me think! It's not a bad question, Bert! In that movie, they destroyed the brain to kill it.
Is that what they did? Rain, right! Mervous. How was your day? Universal crups. St. McCombs.
It worked in a movie! What? It's not a bad question, Bert. It's not a bad question, Bert. It's not a bad question, Bert. Damn!
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