Doctor, You've Got to Be Kidding! (trailer, 1967)

The Gong Show Movie starts Friday at a theater near you from Universal Pictures' Rated R. Say, what's the hurry? This girl has to choose a husband in a hurry. That's impossible. If I've heard that once, I have to make care of her husband B, the young handsome tycoon genius that makes girls' faints.

I have an IQ of 195. The next door Playboy always has a playmate nearby. And a last time you get a whole thing. The Dossing Young actor who's talent is playing the Fall Guy. Or will it be the Midnight Music Tutor who plays everything by ear?

Well, which one will it be? That's a secret. But you'll find out when you see Sandra Dee. George Hamilton, Ghost-iron Celeste Holmes, Bill Bixby, Dick Coleman, Dwayne Hickman, and Mark Zaw in Doctor You've got to be kidding, and you've got to be laughing.

I'm a laser. Because the average man doesn't look that you want to tell your clothes on. Your trouble is your wholesome. Well, what do you think to say? You've got to be singing. Someday you'll find happiness.

You've got to be laughing. You gotta be wondering, I'm the father when it's ask me. You've got...