American Beauty (radio spot)

I had not had experience. Not Trisha loved the turtles and feared long hair. Trisha wasn't schizophrenic, just senile at 23. She had no fun, she didn't neck. Only short kinky-haired boys called her. They were ashamed of their bodies.

I'd like to tell you that Trisha heard the grateful dead and left home and joined Fanny and now can be seen skinny dipping at the Tropicana Motor Hotel pool in your town. But you're no fool, you'd complain.

We get in trouble. Jerry Garcia probably would get busted again. So if you don't have the Dead's American Beauty album, we can say you're missing 42 minutes of pleasure in a world that's owned by thousands of little Trish's.

American Beauty on Warner Brothers. Make your duck. A grateful duck. I had not had experience. I have had some experience. I had not had experience. I have had some experience. Friday the 13th part.